Okay, and now for my answers:

For everyone:


1. When was the last time you had sex?

Sunday morning. After a night of partying. It was brilliant.


2. When was the last time you masturbated?

Ha. Last night. To be fair, though, I hadn't done it since the Clitortest started.


3. On a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest), how much to you typically enjoy sex?

I believe you get out of it what you put into it. Usually around a 9. Sometimes a 10.


4. On a scale of 1 (hetero) to 10 (homo), where would you put your sexual orientation?

Hm. Between a 3 and a 4, depending. I'll say 3.75.


5. Where is the strangest place you have had intercourse?

In the ocean.


6. Where is the strangest place you engaged in activity besides intercourse (oral sex, hand jobs, rubbing, fondling, etc)?

In Mr. Wonderful's boardroom at his office, the night we met.


7. Do you have a (or more) sexuality fantasy(ies)? What are they? Would you ever act upon them?

I always fantasize about being on a desert island with a bunch of nymphomaniacs. They all have their own huts and I go door to door having unique sexual experiences with each of them. - a sort of tropic sexual buffet, if you will.


8. Have you ever been tested for sexually transmitted infections?

Yup. Clean as a whistle (the last time I checked..).


9. What is your favourite sexual position?

MW shows me moves I've never conceived of before, so I can't say I have a favorite. I do enjoy missionary, for 'intimacy', spooning, and if I just want to get off, girl on top (I'm just realizing this, but it's like damn.. I can climax in seconds. My only problem is that my legs are too short to get good leverage, so I may have to get creative.. or taller....)


10. Are you satisfied with your sex life?

Fuck yeah. Best. Sex. Ever! I just wish I had more of it! ;)



For Women:

1. When did you first begin masturbating?

Probably pre-natal, ha. Nah.. Probably around 9 or 10, though. My first "toy" was a Ziggy doll. It had a big nose that served nicely. I gave the toy to a friend of mine when he moved away. He still has it.

2. Do you enjoy anal sex?

I'm working on it. I really enjoy it once things are going, but the initial part I'm still having some problems with...

3. Have you ever fantasized about being raped and/or dominated?

Oh yes, definitely. It's fantasy number 1.

4. How do you feel about sexual activity during menstruation?

Not a problem. That's what Instead Cups are for.

5. Have you ever been concerned about your odor?

Yes, but only during my period...